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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

It's....GONE???

I only have this account so I can leave comments for others, but I just have to say, although I have never seen it, I can't believe the "cool pur ple sunfire with matching dents" is gone. This is a car owned by someone I have never met, Peter Mitchell, and having never seen it, knowing it's gone, it's a sad sad day......

19 Comments:

Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Yes. She's dead.

*Sniff*

On the plus side, it narrows down the job search items. Okay Workopolis, find me a job I can WALK to!!

Damn! Pretty crappy plus side.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Hi Richard. I'm killing time and it occurred to me that you probably never check this blog or read it's comments which just opens the floodgates for evil fun. For example, people can make up horrible songs and post them here and nobody would be the wiser. Songs like:

Richard eats boogers
Richard eats bugs
Richard eats frog turds
Richard eats slugs

OH MAN, unlimited evil expression. I can't contain myself.

;P (Just teasin')

9:36 AM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Slowly, cautiously, the blog commando entered the abandoned blog. With eyes squinted, he peered through the murk, waving away dusty cob-webs, to ensure he was truly alone.

His voice broke the silence as he called out a single name to ensure the blog was truly abandoned:

"RICHARD!"

The only response was his echoed cries of "Erd! Erd! erd! erd!" fading into the ether.

"Mua ha ha," he laughed, clapping his hands with glee.

Then, with a speed uncommon to most, he tore off his clothes, punched the air, and shouted "FREEDOM-M-M-M!" at the top of his lungs.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Hmmmmmmm.

An abandoned blog --what to do? what to do?

oooooo. I know.

PORN LINK STORAGE!!!

YESSSSSS!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Hello abandoned blog. How are you today? I became an uncle yesterday. It was kinda cool. You'll never know the miracle of birth cuz you're just a blog --and an unloved, abandoned one at that. *sigh* That's sad.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Mark Leslie said...

Cool, an abandoned blog - well, we should give it some life, no? Yeah, that's what we're doing, giving Richard's dead blog some great life.

1:03 PM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Mark can be Dr. Blogenstein (cuz he's taller) and I'll be Igor. We'll reanimate the blog and send it to kill it's master.

Too cool!!!!

1:06 PM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

THE TRAGIC TALE OF OLIVER BLOG TWIST


"Please sir, can I 'ave some more?" asked poor, hungry, little Oliver Blog Twist as he struggled to find the strength to walk and wiped the tears from his grubby face.

"NEVER" shouted Richard Black, "For I am evil!!! And I steal food from little blog babies!! MUA-HA-HA-HA!!!"

And with that, the evil Richard Black cast the poor little blog into the cold, unforgiving streets of London and ran off to have dirty, evil, alley-way sex with naughty London wenches while his poor abandoned blog cried with hunger and loneliness.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Hello little abandoned orphan blog. It snowed today. It must be very, very cold for you living on the streets; abandoned, hungry, and unloved.

I hope that while you're searching through garbage cans for food, you find an old, thrown-out blanket to help keep you warm. Maybe if you hang out at Tim Horton's and look sad, they will take pity on you and throw some day-old timbits at you so you won't go hungry tonight.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Hello Blog.

It's Monday. Monday's are crap for everyone; not just unloved and abandoned orphans.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Hi blog.

Poor blog. I thought I was helping by bringing Mark on board to help keep you alive. He seemed keen at first.

But it looks like Mark is just a cold, hearltess bastard who hates you too; just like Richard. In fact I can see them now: gambling on the Internet and surfing for porn and joking about kicking puppies and old ladies trying to cross the street. It makes me weep.

Poor, poor blog. You're so sweet and pure and innocent and good. How can they hate you so venomously? It ain't right. It just ain't right.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

Another use for abandoned blogs:

SECRET TRUE CONFESSIONS THAT NOBODY WILL READ!!

Sometimes,

when I'm alone,

I like to watch the Care Bears Movie,

naked.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Pete Mitchell said...

SECRET TRUE CONFESSION # 2

Oooops. I just accidently let it slip on Mark's blog that we like to watch the 6 Million Dollar Man wearing ladies' boots.

Looks like you might have a couple of companions living with you in the streets, blog.

9:43 AM  
Blogger Mark Leslie said...

The return of Dr. Blogenstein!

Sorry, poor blog, that I abandoned you the way Richard abandoned you for all this time. But I was out, out searching for a suitable mate for you, your own female Blogenstein monster so you wouldn't have to be alone with Pete's confessions.

Still no luck though - so sorry.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Mr B said...

You have not been abandoned little blog (just never loved very much in the first place).

I'm so sorry to have left you alone with Peter Mitchell of all people, I was away, in REAL Deliverance country, with a dead laptop.

It will be ok

1:45 PM  
Blogger mathew growden said...

WTF!!??

1:59 PM  
Blogger Mantaray Ocean said...

I agree with Growden

1:39 AM  
Blogger Lance said...

what the what?

10:59 AM  
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9:00 AM  

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